So, something actually kind of happens. Bear’s on-again, off-again girl, Ziggy shows up. She’s a horribly controlling bore and nobody likes her, except Bear who’s wrapped around her finger.

Everyone decides to “head south”, which pisses Cerebus off. Bear comes down to say goodbye, b/c he and Ziggy are also heading south and Cerebus tells him it’ll never work and Bear throws a mug at the window.

…please tell me this ends soon and the next book actually has a story.